omggg is this real omg this is so sad and scary
whaT THE FUCK
What the actual flying fuck
Is this blades of glory
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
i think he is my favourite person
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
do you ever listen to a song thats just so good and you just want to post the lyrics everywhere and tape them to your body and spray paint them on walls and show them to everyone yet you want the goodness to the song all to yourself
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.